Gets the base64-encoded text of the Apple start up song from their keynote, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Sets the playback destination to the current device, turns off Do Not Disturb and Airplane Mode, turns on Cellular Data, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi, sets the volume to 85%, the brightness to 100%, and turns on Light mode, then turns on every option for Sound Recognition, then vibrates if run from iPhone when it’s all done.
Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
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Sets the Apple Watch to silent mode, turns on Do Not Disturb, sets the volume to 0% and vibrates if run from iPhone.
Gets the deep link into the filesystem for the Announce Message tone and plays it out loud.
Gets the sound library from macOS, picks a random file, and plays it out loud.
Takes you into the Sounds settings, located in Settings > Sounds and Haptics on iOS and System Settings > Sounds on macOS.
Looks for snow in the daily forecast for the next 10 days.
Search for an app on the App Store, then copy its link to the system clipboard. Also includes a prompt to show the price.
Sets a reminder to do the laundry in a few days based on a number you input.
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