Gets the base64-encoded text of the Apple start up song from their keynote, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Takes you into the Sounds settings, located in Settings > Sounds and Haptics on iOS and System Settings > Sounds on macOS.
Gets the sound library from macOS, picks a random file, and plays it out loud.
Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
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Uses base64-encoded audio from the Untitled Goose Game and decodes it, then plays the sound.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the Shame sound from Game of Thrones, decodes it, and plays it twice at 75% volume with a short break in between.
Opens the “Ad Locations” page for the latest episode of your Transistor podcast.
Opens the “Movies” tab in the Netflix app by opening the URL taken from the website.
Searches the Passwords database for “AppleID” for when you need to authorize something.
Prompts you to type in or dictate a task if run from Siri, then asks you to choose between “Work” and “Personal” – Work sends the task to the Things inbox, Personal sends it to a Reminders list called Inbox.
Gets the location the next event and gets driving directions to that venue in a mapping app of your choice.
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