Gets the base64-encoded text for the Shame sound from Game of Thrones, decodes it, and plays it twice at 75% volume with a short break in between.
Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
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Gets base64-encoded text for the Apple Pay ping sound, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Gets the sound library from macOS, picks a random file, and plays it out loud.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the iPhone boot chime, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Sets the playback destination to the current device, turns off Do Not Disturb and Airplane Mode, turns on Cellular Data, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi, sets the volume to 85%, the brightness to 100%, and turns on Light mode, then turns on every option for Sound Recognition, then vibrates if run from iPhone when it’s all done.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the Charlie Brown sad walking music, decodes it, and plays it out loud.
Plays the preselected Replay 2021 playlist on Shuffle. My top track of the year was “Treat People With Kindness” from Harry Styles, something I needed to remember after 2020 and the start of 2021.
Opens the Books app to the Audiobooks tab to show items you’ve purchased.
Opens the Places collection in Photos to show the map or grid of where you’ve taken all your photos and videos.
Opens to the Subscribers tab of the Transistor website for your podcast where you can see total listeners, how many remaining you have in your plan, manage subscribers, and share an invite link.
Presents a list of Jazz radio stations on Apple Music, then opens the link to immediately start playing the station.
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