Make fun of me

Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.

I built this after being inspired by a similar website, wanting to see if I could recreate it in Shortcuts. Original material: http: or or www.pangloss.com or seidel or shake_rule.html

Actions Used

Text
Passes the specified text to the next action.
Split Text
Separates text passed into the action into a list.
Get Item from List
Returns one or more items from the list passed as input. You can get the first item, the last item, a random item, the item at a particular index, or items in a range of indexes.
Set Variable
Sets the value of the specified variable to the input of this action.
Copy to Clipboard
Copies the result of the last action to the clipboard.

Extra Details

Run Shortcut deep link
shortcuts://run-shortcut?name=Make%20fun%20of%20me
Open Shortcut deep link
shortcuts://open-shortcut?name=Make%20fun%20of%20me
AppleScript code
tell application “Shortcuts Events” run shortcut “Make fun of me” end tell

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