Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
I built this after being inspired by a similar website, wanting to see if I could recreate it in Shortcuts. Original material: http: or or www.pangloss.com or seidel or shake_rule.html
Sets the playback destination to the current device, turns off Do Not Disturb and Airplane Mode, turns on Cellular Data, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi, sets the volume to 85%, the brightness to 100%, and turns on Light mode, then turns on every option for Sound Recognition, then vibrates if run from iPhone when it’s all done.
Sets the Apple Watch to silent mode, turns on Do Not Disturb, sets the volume to 0% and vibrates if run from iPhone.
Gets the deep link into the filesystem for the Announce Message tone and plays it out loud.
Gets the base64-encoded text of the Apple start up song from their keynote, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Gets base64-encoded text for the Apple Pay ping sound, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the iPhone boot chime, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Opens the “See More” link on your personalized Comixology storefront curating Best Sellers for you based on your collection.
Plays Apple Music’s newest “Discovery” station that plays curated tracks from outside your library or playlists.
Opens the URL for the News magazine from the Flipboard News Desk into the app.
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