Gets the deep link into the filesystem for the Announce Message tone and plays it out loud.
Uses base64-encoded audio from the Untitled Goose Game and decodes it, then plays the sound.
Sets the playback destination to the current device, turns off Do Not Disturb and Airplane Mode, turns on Cellular Data, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi, sets the volume to 85%, the brightness to 100%, and turns on Light mode, then turns on every option for Sound Recognition, then vibrates if run from iPhone when it’s all done.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the Charlie Brown sad walking music, decodes it, and plays it out loud.
Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
I built this after being inspired by a similar website, wanting to see if I could recreate it in Shortcuts. Original material: http: or or www.pangloss.com or seidel or shake_rule.html
Gets base64-encoded text for the Apple Pay ping sound, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Opens into the Saved Stories tab of the News app, where you can quickly access news stories you’ve saved for later – I’ll often save multiple stories as I browse, then visit this tab to read them all one-by-one.
Opens the Amazon preview page for Comixology Unlimited so you can read about the experience, see what’s available in the collection, and manage your account.
Activates or deactivates the Water Lock setting on your Apple Watch, ejecting water from the speaker as needed.
Creates a reflection entry in Day One with selected photos from the past year.
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