Sounds

Play Mac sound

Gets the sound library from macOS, picks a random file, and plays it out loud.

Actions

Documents, File storage

Get Contents of Folder

This action gets the files inside of the specified folder. Recursive If this option is enabled, this action will get all the files inside of a folder, including its subfolders.

Lists, Scripting

Get Item from List

Returns one or more items from the list passed as input. You can get the first item, the last item, a random item, the item at a particular index, or items in a range of indexes.

Device, Scripting

Play Sound

Plays the audio file passed as input, or a default notification sound if no audio file was passed.

Control Flow, Scripting

Stop shortcut

Stops execution of the current shortcut and dismisses the shortcut on screen. No more actions will be run after this action.

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Honk

Uses base64-encoded audio from the Untitled Goose Game and decodes it, then plays the sound.

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Silencio

Sets the Apple Watch to silent mode, turns on Do Not Disturb, sets the volume to 0% and vibrates if run from iPhone.

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Benny Hill

Plays the track from The Benny Hilly Show in Apple Music.

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Play Apple Pay ping

Gets base64-encoded text for the Apple Pay ping sound, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.

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Play confirmation sound

Plays a sound file of your choice. Use this as a confirmation sound for your NFC tags.

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Make fun of me

Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.

I built this after being inspired by a similar website, wanting to see if I could recreate it in Shortcuts. Original material: http: or or www.pangloss.com or seidel or shake_rule.html

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