Opens the deep link into Settings > Sound > Ringtones.
Uses base64-encoded audio from the Untitled Goose Game and decodes it, then plays the sound.
Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.
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Sets the playback destination to the current device, turns off Do Not Disturb and Airplane Mode, turns on Cellular Data, Bluetooth, and Wi-Fi, sets the volume to 85%, the brightness to 100%, and turns on Light mode, then turns on every option for Sound Recognition, then vibrates if run from iPhone when it’s all done.
Gets the base64-encoded text of the Apple start up song from their keynote, decodes it, and plays the sound out loud.
Gets the base64-encoded text for the Charlie Brown sad walking music, decodes it, and plays it out loud.
Sets the Apple Watch to silent mode, turns on Do Not Disturb, sets the volume to 0% and vibrates if run from iPhone.
Opens the MacStories profile in the Bluesky app or on the web.
Opens the Magnifier app and activates the “Describe This” feature that “provides a description of what’s in the camera view.”
Opens the deep link into Apple Music TV, immediately starting the currently-playing music videos.
Opens the Ember app for iPhone and Apple Watch for my heated coffee mug.
Turns on the Books setting that disables continous scroll and lets you turn pages like you would in a physical book.
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