Sounds

Make fun of me

Takes three lists of Shakespearean insults and combines them into one remark, making it appear as if Siri is making fun of you using old English slang.

I built this after being inspired by a similar website, wanting to see if I could recreate it in Shortcuts. Original material: http: or or www.pangloss.com or seidel or shake_rule.html

Actions

Documents, Text

Text

Passes the specified text to the next action.

Documents, Text Editing

Split Text

Separates text passed into the action into a list.

Lists, Scripting

Get Item from List

Returns one or more items from the list passed as input. You can get the first item, the last item, a random item, the item at a particular index, or items in a range of indexes.

Scripting, Variables

Set Variable

Sets the value of the specified variable to the input of this action.

Clipboard, Sharing

Copy to Clipboard

Copies the result of the last action to the clipboard.

Documents, Text

Speak Text

Speaks the inputted text aloud.

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